hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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