so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize
