the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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