btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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