I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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