You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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