i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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