sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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