she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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