I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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