let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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