He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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