He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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