one two three fourrrrnication!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
