hotel room ftw
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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