Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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