Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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