So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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