Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I would fuck him just for his dog
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I had to cum in my sink.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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