So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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