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I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Houston, we have a blender
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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