the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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