god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
