what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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