I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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