he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It's just like the Real World with babies
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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