one might say we're banned from that church
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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