you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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