I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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