You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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