At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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