I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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