You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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