How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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