i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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