In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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