So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I got inside last night via doggy door
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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