I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
