I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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