Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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