You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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