the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
How external is "for external use only"?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
My life is pants optional.
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