Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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