the new term for farting is butt boxing.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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