what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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