Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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