Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
The power of my boobs compel you
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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