I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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