So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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