i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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